Just back from the North Shore where I rode some of the best waves of my life. After the pros left town the waves pumped and I worked on making sure I was the man out in the pipe lineup. After a few Karate fights (7 career fights - 7 Wins 0 Losses - 6 by the way of KO) and a few of the deepest barrels ridden by anyone in years I was considered "The Man". Move over Jamie O and the rest of the locals haoles. Everyone was saying "Roy is the man out at Pipe now". I held the mantle for a couple of weeks until the day I feared most finally arrived. My c/c was maxed. No cash out or credit available. That dirty wog Pete was not funding this trip anymore. I knew ...

Well I made it to the promised land, Hawaii a place where reps are made and broken. There is no hiding when the swell is big and if you cat it, it takes years to rebuild your rep. Ask Anthony Jay Brown. The boy was destined to big things until he came here in 1985 and dogged going out in 5 ft Sunset and was banished to Idaho in the USA for 9 years. Well I got straight off the plane and made my way to the North Shore and hooked into a huge West swell at Pipe. No time to get my legs or make excuses so I was st ...

After 26hrs of exhausting travel and after copping a thousand and forty questions and an hour in customs I was finally allowed into the party town of Rio. I walked through the doors at the airport and was greeted by my main man in Rio - Fernando who had a bunch of groupies hanging off his arms. I thought to myself that a boy. The surf in Rio was average but the action on the beach was unbelievable!!!!! So many scantily clad hotties on the beach over here that love to flaunt it. Man this is paradise. My 1st night on the town in Rio was sick. They love Aussies over here and it totally helped that Fernando is the man over here. He was getting us into all the bars drinking free chicks all over us. Felt like a ...